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Things I Can't Do
1. I am not a good painter (at least not real-world physical painting). While I can paint in monochrome watercolor, it still looks sloppy, messy, and unrefined.
2. I hate waiting. This is why you're receiving a new comic EVERY SINGLE DAY lately instead of one once every OTHER day like I originally planned.
3. What's that? Football season started up? SWEET! GO RED SOX!
4. I hated Seinfeld back then, I hate him now. I dunno what it is, but his brand of humor just doesn't do it for me and I never found anything he did to be all that "amazing," at least not to the point of achieving such a devoted fanbase of people who call him a genius and such...
5. I hate Math with a passion, and Math hates me.
6. I grew up on Disney and Warner Bros cartoons and, as an animator, dealt mostly with analyzing classic children's movies all the way up through college. As such, I am fairly squeamish when it comes to... well ANYTHING. I prefer my movies rated G thank you.
7. I don't like the smell. I don't like the taste. I don't like the idea of being unable to control my judgment. Knowing my addictive and emotionally unstable personality, I fear drinking would lead to disaster.
22nd March 2011
3:11pm Sun 8th Apr #8283976
Not that there is anything wrong with that. -Jerry and George.
Painting takes practice
Nascar is a sport with crashes!
Don't let my brother know you don't like Seinfeld.
Math sucks plain and simple.
Horror movies are hilarious
Eat alot of candy and drink lots of soda to make up for that impressive choice.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. -Jerry and George.
Painting takes practice
Nascar is a sport with crashes!
Don't let my brother know you don't like Seinfeld.
Math sucks plain and simple.
Horror movies are hilarious
Eat alot of candy and drink lots of soda to make up for that impressive choice.
2:12am Wed 21st Mar #8252357
1 - My art skills are next to 0
2 - If I don't have my phone with me so I can either browse the web or play games I pretty much die a little (a lot) inside (see what I did there?)
3 - I never ever cared about sports, ever. And I still don't.
4 - I never got seinfeld either
5 - Math is a biiiitch. And I need it for my job. I have no idea how the hell am I still employed.
6 - I'm a little baby when it comes to horror movies. Pretty much everything creeps the piss out of me.
7 - I hate alcohol. Never had any (at least not under my control), never will have any.
Well what do you know, this is the first "Things I...." comic where I am a perfect match for each element!
1 - My art skills are next to 0
2 - If I don't have my phone with me so I can either browse the web or play games I pretty much die a little (a lot) inside (see what I did there?)
3 - I never ever cared about sports, ever. And I still don't.
4 - I never got seinfeld either
5 - Math is a biiiitch. And I need it for my job. I have no idea how the hell am I still employed.
6 - I'm a little baby when it comes to horror movies. Pretty much everything creeps the piss out of me.
7 - I hate alcohol. Never had any (at least not under my control), never will have any.
Well what do you know, this is the first "Things I...." comic where I am a perfect match for each element!
9:14am Wed 14th Mar #8240388
1. DITTO.
2. DITTO.
3. DITTO. I only like the super bowl because of treats, and I cheer along with everyone else. About what though, I have no idea.
4. Who?
5. I hate math with a passion as well.... In fact, I should be doing some right now.... Eh....
6. I don't mind blood in my head and every now and then in my drawings, but I have no want to see a horror movie... O.o
7. I don't think we could agree more.
1. DITTO.
2. DITTO.
3. DITTO. I only like the super bowl because of treats, and I cheer along with everyone else. About what though, I have no idea.
4. Who?
5. I hate math with a passion as well.... In fact, I should be doing some right now.... Eh....
6. I don't mind blood in my head and every now and then in my drawings, but I have no want to see a horror movie... O.o
7. I don't think we could agree more.
3:06pm Fri 17th Feb #8186369
OMG - Someone else who doesn't like Sports, Seinfeld, Horror Movies, or Alcohol! HURRAY!!! (I'm not alone...)
Waiting, painting, and math are all painful.
I've tried REALLY hard with math. I pushed my way through advanced multivariable calculus, limits & series, and linear algebra - yet, still, I struggle. I feel like an animator forever working with a debilitating hand cramp.
I think I'll go console myself by snuggling with my kitty and watching Star Trek Voyager.
OMG - Someone else who doesn't like Sports, Seinfeld, Horror Movies, or Alcohol! HURRAY!!! (I'm not alone...)
Waiting, painting, and math are all painful.
I've tried REALLY hard with math. I pushed my way through advanced multivariable calculus, limits & series, and linear algebra - yet, still, I struggle. I feel like an animator forever working with a debilitating hand cramp.
I think I'll go console myself by snuggling with my kitty and watching Star Trek Voyager.
3:58am Fri 3rd Feb #8186082
So much in common! :O I'm a scaredy cat...I can't walk through the house at night without lights on, let alone watch a horror movie...and sports elude me entirely...
So much in common! :O I'm a scaredy cat...I can't walk through the house at night without lights on, let alone watch a horror movie...and sports elude me entirely...
7:40pm Thu 26th Jan #8185807
Alcohol. Why do people enjoy that mess of chemicals and neural suppressants? Between Drinking and Smoking, I'm not too sure which is worse!
Alcohol. Why do people enjoy that mess of chemicals and neural suppressants? Between Drinking and Smoking, I'm not too sure which is worse!
3:30pm Thu 26th Jan #8185794
The last panel reminds me of what my mum was like to me at a wedding party. It was funny and I always bring it up to her.
Everyone: "CHEERS!"
Me: takes a sip to join in and that pulls a funny face and squints.
Mum: "O_O WOAH! it isn't that bad! DRINK MORE OF IT YOU'LL ENJOY IT!"
Me: "But I hate it Dx."
Mum: gives me a different alchoholic drink to a 14 year old (I'm 15 now though).
Me: "Okay--" tastes "AHH. WHY DO YOU ENJOY THIS?!"
The last panel reminds me of what my mum was like to me at a wedding party. It was funny and I always bring it up to her.
Everyone: "CHEERS!"
Me: takes a sip to join in and that pulls a funny face and squints.
Mum: "O_O WOAH! it isn't that bad! DRINK MORE OF IT YOU'LL ENJOY IT!"
Me: "But I hate it Dx."
Mum: gives me a different alchoholic drink to a 14 year old (I'm 15 now though).
Me: "Okay--" tastes "AHH. WHY DO YOU ENJOY THIS?!"
6:37pm Fri 20th Jan #8185558
Everything but Horror movies. I can take small stuff like Underworld and AVP, but SAW... Scares the shit outta me. Skuze the words I use.
Everything but Horror movies. I can take small stuff like Underworld and AVP, but SAW... Scares the shit outta me. Skuze the words I use.
2:49pm Fri 20th Jan #8185543
I agree with most...
I suck at math, painting, and waiting, but I LOVE horror movies and basketball (that's really it for sports...)
Im still a teen, so I havent had too much alcohol, but from what I've had, It's not that bad..
I agree with most...
I suck at math, painting, and waiting, but I LOVE horror movies and basketball (that's really it for sports...)
Im still a teen, so I havent had too much alcohol, but from what I've had, It's not that bad..
9:13pm Thu 29th Dec #8185008
I love painting. But I'm the exact same way with math and Seinfeld...
I love painting. But I'm the exact same way with math and Seinfeld...
3:20am Fri 2nd Dec #8184365
wow...i can't do any of those things either...lol can't paint, can't wait, sports are meh, seinfeld is boo, math is hard, can't keep my eyes open for horror movies, and i can't stand alcohol
wow...i can't do any of those things either...lol can't paint, can't wait, sports are meh, seinfeld is boo, math is hard, can't keep my eyes open for horror movies, and i can't stand alcohol
5:21pm Thu 1st Dec #8184355
I can't paint either! And I hate Seinfeld! And I hate waiting too! D:
I can't paint either! And I hate Seinfeld! And I hate waiting too! D:
12:40pm Wed 30th Nov #8184307
The math one made me giggle, because I am the exact same way. XP
The math one made me giggle, because I am the exact same way. XP
7:22am Fri 18th Nov #8183999
apart from no. 4 (have no idea who the guy is), I feel exactly the same on every single one of these! Especially no. 5 & 7 =3
apart from no. 4 (have no idea who the guy is), I feel exactly the same on every single one of these! Especially no. 5 & 7 =3
4:16pm Wed 9th Nov #8183697
why can't you comprehend math problems? there so simple! from there all you do is substitute the variables and use order of operations.
why can't you comprehend math problems? there so simple! from there all you do is substitute the variables and use order of operations.
1:49am Thu 27th Oct #8183335
1: I'm not just bad at painting but at physical coloring in general. That's why I like manga better than American comic (also because Manga carry A LOT more than comic)
2: Can anyone do it?
3: My best friend is a otakuphobic sport geek ... Why are we friends?
4: Who's that?
5: Oh, yeah, we're friends because we both love math and science ...
6: I don't like phychological movies, I don't like bloody movies, but the bloody animation (such as Hellsing), for some reason I just can't get enough ...
7: Same here ...
1: I'm not just bad at painting but at physical coloring in general. That's why I like manga better than American comic (also because Manga carry A LOT more than comic)
2: Can anyone do it?
3: My best friend is a otakuphobic sport geek ... Why are we friends?
4: Who's that?
5: Oh, yeah, we're friends because we both love math and science ...
6: I don't like phychological movies, I don't like bloody movies, but the bloody animation (such as Hellsing), for some reason I just can't get enough ...
7: Same here ...
3:02pm Tue 27th Sep #8182388
1: SO TRUE.
2: Me too.
3: AM I YOUR CLONE
4: Never watched.
5: See 1 - 3
6: Hmmm... I dunno. *watches human centipede trailer* Yup, with you there too.
7: Not legal drinking age, but I hate the smell.
1: SO TRUE.
2: Me too.
3: AM I YOUR CLONE
4: Never watched.
5: See 1 - 3
6: Hmmm... I dunno. *watches human centipede trailer* Yup, with you there too.
7: Not legal drinking age, but I hate the smell.
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I'm OK with horror movies, but alcohol? Tried it once. EEEEEWW