Internet Prefaces
You’ve all seen or experienced this, right? You go to try and talk about something and there’s always that one person who feels obligated to “remind” everyone about an issue tangentially related to the topic out of some sense of internet duty? It’s an unwritten rule, but I see it everywhere. Especially so if it has to do with anything geek related like video games and movies.
You liked Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Be sure to mention that River Phoenix died!
Talking about the Spiderman trilogy? Be sure to mention the American flag and emo Parker!
You love Disney movies? Oh be sure to mention all the untrue “subliminal messages” they insert into everything!
You like the Ps3? Don’t forget to mention the internet blackout and lack of games!
You love Simpsons? Be sure to give a shout out to Family Guy and South Park too!
You love Zelda games? Keep reminding everyone about those god-awful CD-i games no one bought!
You like Star Wars? Be sure to point out the prequels sucked and remind everyone about Jar-Jar!
Is anyone else TIRED of this sort of thing?
27th July 2012
22 Comments:
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It's sad that one man's actions killed people, hurt movie sales, and scared people so much that they actually had to check our bags at the movie theater... but the question that's pressing on my mind is what was your opinion of the Dark Knight Rises?
(Also, just for the record I want to that I love the Star Wars prequels, even if they aren't as good as the originals.)